WHY AM I NEVER TOLD ABOUT ANYTHING?

I just read some topics and this is my reaction
WTF IS WITH THAT PICTURE OF PENIS STORY
WTF IS THAT DHG GUY STORY
Why am I never told about these things or future things, Warning soldiers would avoid them doing stuff bad...

OK LOOK THEY MADE UP A STORY SAYING THAT DHG GOT A MESSAGE OF MINYZ PENIS ALSO U GUYS WILL LOVE I WAS IN THERE PARTY WHEN THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT I LEARND SOMTHING.

You Must be a
It's the name of the Pokemon... if you don't know, quote my post and look at the file name.